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		<itunes:summary>The GreenZoneOnline is a place where perspectivesndash; left and right, liberal and conservative, spiritual and secular mdash; are united under the common goal of protecting the Earthrsquo;s precious resources. Insights on energy, natural lands, air and water quality, food resources, and other important environmental issues are all invited to the GreenZone where we will explore real solutions to real problems and make real, positive change happen for the planet. Here wersquo;re taking the conversation beyond self interest and toward real solutions.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>A Lively Pair of Flip Flops</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/08/20/a-lively-pair-of-flip-flops/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CarolineS</dc:creator>
		
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Walking through a plot of fresh grass in your bare feet feels glorious, right? But what if you could saw a patch of grass into your flip flops? Would you do it?
I don’t think I would be game for such footwear, but apparently the creators over at Krispy Kreme – yes, the guys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some ABC’s of Greenology, Part 4 – Grease Lightning?</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/26/some-abc%e2%80%99s-of-greenology-part-4-%e2%80%93-grease-lightning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MorganO</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Welcome back to our continuing series on greenology! If you would like to read part 1, part 2, or part 3 of this series first, please follow the links.  In the meantime, we will continue with our primer of greenology.
G is for Grease. No, I’m not talking about the movie, although cars do play an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth about my Green Roots</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/23/the-truth-about-my-green-roots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://greenzoneonline.com/?p=399</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[People often ask me how I came to be green. I tell them it’s the leprechaun blood. Seriously, I owe my green roots to my dad. He is the one who has inspired many of my so-called cockamamie (as my hubby claims) ideas. Now my dad is a mixture of Paul Bunyan, Johnny Appleseed, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No, It&#8217;s Not the Scientology Movie Starring John Travolta</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/23/no-its-not-the-scientology-movie-starring-john-travolta/</link>
		<comments>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/23/no-its-not-the-scientology-movie-starring-john-travolta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DavidB</dc:creator>
		
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While waiting for The Dark Knight to begin, I was treated to the usual pre-previews. These typically consist of various commercials and the promotion of the latest derivative pop star signed to a label owned by the same company as the movie theater. But this time, I was in for a revelation. We, living serendipitously [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stephen Colbert vs. the Sierra Club</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/23/stephen-colbert-vs-the-sierra-club/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DavidB</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently on The Colbert Report, host Stephen Colbert interviewed Carl Pope, executive director of the Sierra Club, in a segment entitled &#8220;Better Know a Lobby.&#8221; In typical Colbert fashion, he asked the tough questions that most reporters are afraid to ask. We all know that Pope has hugged a tree, but has he ever gone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bra-Vo!</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/21/bra-vo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JennN</dc:creator>
		
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I shared a story in a previous blog about how I worked in an arts and crafts room for a summer day camp and how we reused pretty much everything we could for our beautiful craft projects and I remembered a cute story of one such a reusable item.  My assistant and I were going [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Squashed Up Eggs</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/21/squashed-up-eggs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CarolineC</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My young daughter was furious when she saw that I had a box of eggs that didn’t say free range on them (they were actually free range eggs, just in an ordinary box). However, unable to remember the term ‘battery hens’, she came into me saying “What have you got those squashed up eggs for?“
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		<title>Where There&#8217;s Smoke, There&#8217;s a Trend</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/18/where-theres-smoke-theres-a-trend/</link>
		<comments>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/18/where-theres-smoke-theres-a-trend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JuliaG</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s ridiculous, right? Organic cigarettes. They are this decade’s Fat-Free Twinkies: insulting, completely missing the point, and a bastardization on a product solely created to be unhealthy.
American Spirits are the go-to for the “green” nicotine fix. They’re owned by R.J. Reynolds Tobacco (the fine makers of Camel) and are claiming to be safer for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meanie Greenies</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/17/meanie-greenies/</link>
		<comments>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/17/meanie-greenies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JuliaG</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In every social group, there are those who aggressively push their agenda. They are not satisfied with “to each his own,” but instead make loud uncomfortable comments and all they really accomplish is ruining the party.
It is wonderful to have convictions and to follow them. It is wonderful to have a set philosophy that gives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Radiohead and Shoulders Above the Rest</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/09/radiohead-and-shoulders-above-the-rest/</link>
		<comments>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/09/radiohead-and-shoulders-above-the-rest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:14:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DavidB</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Rock bands have typically not been associated with environmentalism. The pyrotechnics use energy unnecessarily. Stretch limos and muscle cars spew harmful pollutants into the atmosphere. And all that groupie sex is contributing excess carbon dioxide due to heavy breathing and single-use latex products. Sure, some artists have fought for the environment. But this behavior is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some ABC’s of Greenology, Part 2</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/09/some-abc%e2%80%99s-of-greenology-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/09/some-abc%e2%80%99s-of-greenology-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MorganO</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://greenzoneonline.com/?p=261</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Are you suffering from a lack of knowledge about greenology?  Do you lie awake nights desperately wondering what the green movement is all about?  If so, you are in luck.  Professor Green is here to help you out.  In case you missed our first lesson, you can review it here. In the meantime, let&#8217;s move [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wall-E (The ‘E’ is for ‘Everyone’)</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/08/wall-e-the-%e2%80%98e%e2%80%99-is-for-%e2%80%98everyone%e2%80%99/</link>
		<comments>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/08/wall-e-the-%e2%80%98e%e2%80%99-is-for-%e2%80%98everyone%e2%80%99/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DesmondW</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Take your kids to see ‘Wall-E’. It’s that new Disney film that’s surprisingly less Disney than ‘Arctic Tale’.
Sure it’s animated as opposed to ‘Artic Tale’s’ live action and no cute walrus Aunties get eaten by evil male polar bears (a pivotal moment in ‘Artic Tale’). But what’s more scary than a spaceship full of fat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re the Eco-Worst: Oh, Man!</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/03/were-the-eco-worst-oh-man/</link>
		<comments>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/03/were-the-eco-worst-oh-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CarolineS</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://greenzoneonline.com/?p=181</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Obvious green efforts in my local community –- reusable grocery bags at stores, farmers’ markets, carpooling and an emergence of hybrid vehicles -– are factors that help me to sometimes think, perhaps, our nation is working toward the greater good of the environment.
And then I get let down, again, with information like this: A study [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Red Ring Around the Bowl Is Green</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/03/a-red-ring-around-the-bowl-is-green/</link>
		<comments>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/03/a-red-ring-around-the-bowl-is-green/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DavidB</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife and I recently moved into a new apartment, and I was shocked to find that our toilets use 1.6 gallons of water per flush. This is an increase of more than 50% over our previous toilets and highly unnecessary. In order to protest, we don&#8217;t flush after we urinate. As far as I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Going Green When Living with a Techno Geek</title>
		<link>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/02/going-green-when-living-with-a-techno-geek/</link>
		<comments>http://greenzoneonline.com/2008/07/02/going-green-when-living-with-a-techno-geek/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MorganO</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to be greener, but I keep wondering how when our entire house is wired with enough blinking, glowing gadgets to light a small town. My first thought was to get rid of my techno geek who had installed all the gadgets. That would surely lower the electricity bill and cut the amount of [...]]]></description>
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